Demo Driver 8: Assault Android Cactus (#202)

We’ve never really moved on from television of the smashiest variety, have we?
I am not, as a rule, one of the people for whom Greenlight is intended. This is because I enjoy cooking.
Cooking is delicate. Cooking takes time. Cooking is not particularly helped by having people clustered around eager to taste what you haven’t finished cooking yet. It’s not that I think the companies on Greenlight are wrong in some fashion, just that launching there means you’re buying a chance to taste something that the designers freely state isn’t yet cooked through. I’ll wait until you’ve finished with the cooking portion, thank you.
Assault Android Cactus is a Greenlight game, however, and one with a demo available. And it’s what I rolled, so it’s where I’m going. That having been said, what is present in the demo is quite polished and fun, although I harbor vague doubts about how much more you get at the moment for being an Early Access purchaser. But time enough for that elsewhere, let’s take a look at what the game actually is.
Challenge Accepted: How games challenge you

Sometimes it’s just challenging to keep your feet underneath you.
Consider a simple game for a moment. Your objective is to tap a key as fast as you possibly can, let’s say the letter X. Every time you hit the key, your score goes up by one. If you stop hitting the key for five seconds, your game ends. Now let’s consider another equivalent game with a different end condition: if you don’t alternate between X and C, your game ends, although you can take as long as you like between presses.
Both games are functional, both offer a challenge, and both could be dressed up to provide a sense of opposition. (Although sometimes all we need is a Flash interface telling us to hammer on the X key to waste two hours of an idle afternoon.) But this isn’t the same game repeated. There’s a different challenge in both versions. In one, it’s all about speed; in the other, it’s memorization. If you’re going to think about challenge, you have to think about more than just the existence of same and more of the types that can be faced.
The Final Fantasy Project: Final Fantasy I, part 5

Artwork from a sketch by Yoshitaka Amano
You know, I’ve tried really hard to keep this project free of personal quirks. Not in the sense of making this less of a personal experience, but insofar as I recognize that some things I think are cool are just strange on an objective level. Having said that, I still think the ending of Final Fantasy is really neat on a conceptual level.
If you’ve been paying crazy careful attention to the map, you realized that all four Fiends were located at points equidistant from the Temple of Fiends. You don’t even think about how weird it is that the first dungeon in the game is the Temple of Fiends until you’ve been through most of the game. And yet there it is, staring you in the face – the bats surrounding Garland, the black orb right behind him, the nature of its location. It all comes around to the same circle. Garland is the root of everything. Your first boss is your last boss.
The benefits to free games

I don’t know where I’m going to put all of these.
So I own Dead Space now. Not because I had planned on owning Dead Space, mind you, although I’d always looked at it with a bit of curiosity, that sort of blushing giggle that you use when dealing with a game that you might like quite a bit but haven’t explored yet. No, I own it because Electronic Arts decided to just give it away for free on Origin.
I would like to take this opportunity to point out that this is the company voted as the worst in America, which has also been honored as an excellent workplace for LGBT individuals. But that’s not the point here.
What is the point? Well, now I have a game that a lot of men and women worked hard to produce without paying any money, something that seems like it should be anathema to an industry which as a whole is always playing catch-up for costs. Budgets get bigger, player demands get bigger, and how is any of that going to be made easier by using “free” as a price point? Yet free is increasingly an accepted entry point, and not just for multiplayer games. And there are some real benefits to it.
