Demo Driver 8: Imperium Romanum Gold Edition (#374)
Our artist’s recreation of the city before the incident under discussion. He works, like, really fast.
Before I explain what happened in Genoa, senator, I feel it’s only fair that I set the appropriate context.
When you sat me down in Genoa, I didn’t have a forum, I had a shack with a central road. There were no roads linking the forum to the fishing regions that the Senate considered so vital to restoring the town. There were no houses. You had even neglected to inform me that a warehouse had been constructed on the other side of the nearby mountain line, thereby necessitating an expensive (and troublesome) expansion to the east just so I could establish a supply of timber and stone. When I found out later that there was another deposit, I of course was overjoyed.
But the demands of the Senate in this situation were unreasonable. You have asked me to build more fine stone architecture, more homes made of stone, a monument commemorating the city’s restoration. Do you know how much stone that takes? Do you know how much stone there is around Genoa? Because I do. The answers are, in order, “a whole lot” and “not much.” Not nearly enough for the temples and the fine stone homes and the monument and the other temple.
Once you understand that, it’s a lot easier to understand how the fire got started.
The Final Fantasy Project: Final Fantasy I, part 4
Artwork from a sketch by Yoshitaka Amano
As I’ve mentioned several times now, Final Fantasy is not a lengthy game if you know what you’re doing. It’s not even all that lengthy if you don’t, honestly. All of the stuff I’ve written about in the last three entries took me about ten hours to complete, and if you’ve been playing the game as long as I have it’s likely you can do the same. Square had pretty much acknowledged the brevity of the game by releasing it almost exclusively as a package deal with Final Fantasy II for years, but when it came time to recreate the game again for the Game Boy Advance someone had a brainstorm.
That brainstorm is the Soul of Chaos. Four dungeons, each thematically linked to one of the four Fiends and sporting bosses from a later game. The Anniversary release also adds in new music for these bosses, remixed versions of their battle themes from the respective games. So if you want to accept the newest version of the game as canon, it means that these bosses appearing later is a reference back to the first game, even though they’re appearing in the first game as references to the later games.
Like I said, it’s sort of weird. But sort of awesome, too.
Hard Projects: Star Trek
It’s the reviews, sir, and they’re not happy!
There’s no way I could convince anyone reading this that I don’t love Star Trek Online. I wrote a whole piece about it. And it’s all true, Your Honor, I think it’s a great game that comes as close as any game has to capturing the spirit of the series. In fact, it might even seem unfair to list Star Trek here at all, seeing as we’ve been nearly buried under a variety of Star Trek games with varying critical reception. Some are seen as particularly good, some are seen as middling, but very few houses get the license and turn out something execrable.
Yet it’s always a tricky prospect. Star Trek Online languished in development hell for an extended period of time, killing the first studio working on it. Many of the games languish in that impermanent hell toward the bottom of the “acceptable” scale when they hit review time, many of them sliding below that. And nearly every single one faces criticism about its use of the license, with people hand-wringing and asking whether or not the game really fits in with the ethos of Star Trek as a whole.
So what makes this so hard to adapt?
Demo Driver 8: RACE 07 (#118)
The title of this recurring feature has never been so appropriate.
Some games are very easy to evaluate based on a minority of information.
RACE 07 is a game based on a certain philosophy of racing games. Within that context, I can tell that it does quite well, even in the demo, of conveying that exact philosophy. If you’re fond of that philosophy, the game itself will leave most other possible games dead in the water with only minimal effort. It’s a game that clearly believes in a specific kind of racing game. The demo shows that off wonderfully.
It is not a kind of racing game that I like. It is, in fact, the kind of game that I actively avoid. Which leaves me in the awkward position of praising the demo for very effectively showing me what the full game is all about and what it wants to be while at the same time not wanting to pick it up or even think about it ever again.
The Final Fantasy Project: Final Fantasy I, part 3
Artwork from a sketch by Yoshitaka Amano
Despite my best efforts, these installments refuse to be compressed down all that much. I apparently have had quite a bit to say about these games.
But let’s jump right back into the action. After slaying two of the four Fiends and having noted that the remake has a different difficulty curve than the original game (or more faithful remakes), it seems that both the original version and the remake have once more converged upon the same spot. Namely, the part wherein things become quite a bit more dull and slog-like than is entirely necessary.
By this point you have plenty of resources at your disposal and you’re not thrown into a pitched battle for survival every few fights or as a result of a lucky critical hit. Most of the fights can actually be blown through pretty quickly. The downside is that they’re almost constant and don’t offer you much of worth. No useful drops are found, gil is functionally worthless (you’ve got enough to restock and no more shops to spend it in, so you’re taking in far more than you spend), and you wind up wishing to just be done with all the pointless random encounters.
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Chocobo Dash
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